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ectomintycocoa replied to your post: i hate people that say guys can’t have…

my mom says that I am too old for stuffed animals… (honestly she thinks anyone over ten should not have a stuffed animal in their room) I must hide them my precious baby’s. I’m sneaking away all my little comrades to college with me.

i finally talked my mom out of the whole “don’t you think you’re a little old for stuffed animals” phase a while ago but now every now and then she kinda pokes at me saying the whole thing about how guys usually dont have stuffed animals and im just

i know she doesn’t mean any harm by it but it’s just really annoying when i remember that some people legitimately think that way

officialbrostrider:

my internet is trash so sorry if u got this more than once

i hate people that say guys can’t have stuffed animals too because they’re “feminine”

who says stuffed animals are exclusively feminine?? little boys have stuffed animals just like little girls

is there some age limit on a boy’s allowed feminity? is there a time when a boy is allowed to be feminine, but then suddenly has to stop at the flip of a switch?

i’d say i’m not following your logic but in truth there’s really no logic for me to even attempt to follow

thatsonofamitch:

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comments by youtube users under the name of shinji ikari are my favorite

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that wasn’t very ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) of you

(Source: joshpeck)

mysticmoonhigh:

rubee:

what the fuck how is he putting his arm through the cat and it doesn’t even care

You clearly don’t own a cat

egberts:

parents act like the computer is literally the worst thing you can spend you life doing and then they go and tell you their crazy teenage stories about how they partied and did drugs and shit but oh GOD FORBID their child ENJOY TALKING TO ENJOYABLE PEOPLE on the fucking internet this is SOOOO MUCH WORSE THAN DRUGS fuck this shit its fucking stupid

jaclcfrost:

i think about this a lot

rnicrophone:

bombing:

cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas

me: you said i got one phone call

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