little red striding hood
❝ yes sir, earth is literally under seige by planet fucking jupiter ❞
hey i'm zero (or dave)
multifandom/personal blog filled with general nonsense
how about those timblr memms

jaclcfrost:

i think about this a lot

rnicrophone:

bombing:

cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas

me: you said i got one phone call

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thesassycat:

sitting next to your crush like

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caswithashotgun:

caswithashotgun:

"if you don’t consider breasts sexual organs then why do you care if i grab them"
well EXCUSE ME BUT IF I JUST STRUTTED UP AND GRABBED YOUR EAR AND FELT IT UP LIKE MMMM YEAH BABY I BET YOU HEAR REAAAL GOOD WOULD YOU NOT BE UNCOMFORTABLE

glad to see y’all spreading the word

marinaaskingeridanevverything:

zamii070:

hartbig-is-life:

oh my god how inappropriate. I need it.

LINK GIVE ME THE LINK

contingent-dreams:

lunar-raspberry:

"And what do we say to death?"

"Not today."

"The fuck out my face"

Song:

Artist:

Album:

hypotheticalyiff:

peetamellarkeys:

birdthenerd:

I have never reblogged something so fast in my life

it’s exactly what you think it is

lizawithazed:

doctorbatman:

time-lord-vonnegut:

time-lord-vonnegut:

Scientific method.

Sometimes I hate my sense of humor.

I expected to this to have 5 million notes. I’m very surprised to see that it doesn’t.

I predict it will by the next time I see it

thelof9:

hey canadians have fun at school tomorrow

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hey americans have fun paying your health care

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stop guys we’re friends remember

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Children, behave else mother shall have to give the pair of you a bollocking. 

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You couldn’t beat 13 states, let alone 50.

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hey guys

what’s

what’s going on over here?

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(Source: im-a-walking-paradox)

bearzerky:

tishue:

birb

OHHHHHHHHHH!!!!